Shazam!: A Review

Grace Clay, Editor

April 15, 2019

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews, Showcase

As always, readers, a spoiler alert must be put in place for the story below. Shazam! is the latest addition to the DCEU. I'll start off, like normal, with a basic rundown of the plot. Here it is: Shazam is a story about family and finding a place in the world. A 15 year old named Billy (playe...

The Kree vs The Skrulls — Captain Marvel Review

Grace Clay, Editor

March 20, 2019

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews, Showcase

As always, my dear readers, spoiler alert ahead and if you have not watched this amazing movie yet, leave now or forever hold your peace. Captain Marvel is the next installment of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe.) The movie starts out with the Kree, an alien race that lives on the planet Hala,...

Haulin’ Drugs and Haulin’ Stars — REVIEW

Grace Clay, Editor

January 21, 2019

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews, Showcase

As you already know, there will be spoilers ahead. Probably of both the major and minor variety. Leave now or forever hold your peace. I’ll begin with a basic plot explanation for those of you rebels who haven’t seen the movie. “The Mule” is about an old man named Earl Stone (played by the age...

“Fantastic Beasts” is Back — Review

Grace Clay, Editor

November 27, 2018

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews

You should know this by now, but spoiler alert. If you want to watch the movie without spoilers, leave now or forever hold your peace. Also, this might be really hard to follow if you are not familiar with some of the terminology used in the "Harry Potter" and "Fantastic Beasts" universe. Earlier...

Queen Kills it on the Silver Screen — Review

Grace Clay, Editor

November 9, 2018

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews

This should go without saying, but SPOILER ALERT. If you have not watched the movie yet, leave now or forever hold your peace. “Bohemian Rhapsody” is a Freddie Mercury biopic produced and directed by Bryan Singer. Queen members Brian May and Roger Taylor approved of the script before production. ...

Back at it Again with Michael Myers — Review

Grace Clay, Editor

October 30, 2018

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Reviews

I’m going to begin by stating the obvious: there are spoilers in this story. I literally explain the whole plot in this review. I would not recommend reading this unless you have seen the movie or you never plan on watching the movie. If you do plan on watching the movie someday, LEAVE NOW or forever h...

Eye of the Needle Sept. 21, 2018

September 24, 2018

Filed under Band, Choir, Eye of the Needle, Football, Girls' Volleyball, Humor/Satire, Speech and Theater, Sports

Eye of the Needle Sept. 14, 2018

Halsey Bailey, Noah Rutherford, Kelsey Siedlik, Katie Saluk, Aleigh Bean, Lucas Behrens, Brandon Woodard, Alex Harper, Chloe Davis, McKenzie Waters, and Anna Lowary

September 16, 2018

Filed under Activities, Band, Choir, Eye of the Needle, Features, Fine Arts, Football, Football, Girls' Volleyball, Humor/Satire, School News, Speech and Theater, Sports, Swimming, Video, Volleyball

[/video] Featuring School News: 2018 Homecoming court, college fair; picture day; Fine Arts: marching band performed Imagine Dragons, fall vocal concert preparation, fall play "Almost Maine" auditions; Sports: Football, Cross Country, Volleyball, Girls Swimming; Specials: Camblin Plumbing and Heating ...

Faculty Fears in AHS

Devin Siedlik

March 17, 2016

Filed under Humor/Satire, School News, Showcase, The Gallery

Have you ever been a part of something you didn't like doing or have the fear of doing something? Read about the personal stories of a few AHS teachers and what caused their life long fears. English teacher Emma Walker is afraid of flying on airplanes and said, “Why do I do it?”   Although Walker ha...

Who’s Going to Win the Super Bowl?

Kole Schmitt and Trevor Wendt

February 7, 2016

Filed under Humor/Satire, Opinion, Video

The Garlic: Sentient Food Attacks AHS

Jhad Cones

November 23, 2015

Filed under The Garlic

Potatoes are warming themselves up and causing potato flavored explosions.