Keep Your Mouth Closed

When you’re eating with other people, you shouldn’t have to lose your appetite because of how they eat. Instead of enjoying your meal, being interrupted by loud chewing is a complete mood-killer. You would think that people who chew loud would realize how annoying their chewing is, but they just don’t! It’s not even a hard thing for a person to fix. All you have to do is wait until you swallow your food to talk. Can you really not wait five more seconds to tell your lame joke? I’d rather be eating than thinking about throwing hands with you.