Bath Bombs

Rather excited to try out my first bath bomb, I filled my tub and sank into the golden liquid. Finishing up in a timely manner, I relaxedly stepped outside. Rather than emerging from the water as luminous as the sun, however, I resulted in appearing much like that of a low-budget Tin Man. In complete shock, I soon came to realize that residue was covering the entirety of the room. The surface of my skin tainted, I was left in a war zone of glitter. While sparkle is a nice addition, please hold back on pigmentation in future bath products.